He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
