I wanna bring you to show and tell
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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