Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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