Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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