xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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