Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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