Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
