When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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