we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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