Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Randomize
