i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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