Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
the raccoons are back...
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