Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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