12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
