Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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