I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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