Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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