I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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