we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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