Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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