Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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