I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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