Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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