speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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