i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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