i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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