It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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