I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
