if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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