What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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