you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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