Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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