you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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