what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
