Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
