Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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