why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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