I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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