STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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