Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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