You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Randomize
