Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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