Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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