No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I checked into jail on foursquare
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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