I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My penis needs a shock collar
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Congratulations! We have a period
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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