No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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