will power is for people who don't want to get laid
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
