I don't think brook has ever known best
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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