there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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