I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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